What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

Why do certain religions consider menstruating women to be impure? Where did the concept of impurity stem from?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Isn't it unfortunate for the Democrats that we Republicans are the masters of the universe who control everything while the Democrats control nothing?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger

What species of fish are horse mackerels?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why is watching a man and a woman have sex considered perverted? It's how we all got here, it's what we do, I say if you want to watch porn then carry on!

Live and Let Die

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why are people so terrified or bothered that a person has original creative ideas, hobbies or unique interests?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is the process of becoming an Evangelical preacher? Is attending seminary school necessary? How long does it typically take? Is it financially challenging?

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

How do atheists explain the fact that when I pray to God, I feel better and I get a feeling of comfort? Doesn’t this prove that a God exists?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

If a person stops thinking one or two words in a second or half second means he had stopped thinking for half second?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why do I sweat between my legs all the time, top off my legs, all way down?

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.